90 Day (Hot Mess) Fiance

Hello again! I have risen from the ashes with a post about one of our FAVORITE indulgences: 90 Day Fiancé. I am not sure if any couple can top the wonder that is Danielle and Mohamed from Season 2, but that remains to be seen.

Let’s get into it!

Melanie Bowers (Orwigsburg, Pennsylvania) and Devar Walters (Jamaica)

At the beginning of the season, I actually felt pretty good about this couple, but as the season progresses… something just seems off. Devar actually seems into Melanie and the new role of step-dad to adorable Hunter, but Melanie always seems annoyed. Ring shopping: annoyed. Meeting Devar’s mother: annoyed. Obviously, the days leading up to a wedding, especially a K-1 wedding is fraught with nerves, but I ain’t buying what Melanie is selling.

 

Loren (New York City) and Alexei (Israel)

If this couple even makes it to the altar, I nominate them for a new show called 90 Day Divorce. Loren seems like an entitled little princess who does not possess the ability to put herself in other people’s shoes, least of all her fiancé. After a skype conversation with Alexei’s family, Loren was furious that anyone dare miss her man. She goes on to throw a tantrum about how hard it is on her for anyone other than her to be having any sort of negative emotions about this deal. I can’t.

 

Fernando (Miami, Fla.) and Carolina (from Colombia)

Fernando is obnoxious and is divorced because he cheated on his ex-wife. Carolina met Fernando while they were both on separate dates. Fernando has already cheated on Carolina and has yet to file all of the needed paperwork for her K-1 visa. Ummmm, no.

 

Josh (Rexburg, Idaho) and Aleksandra (Russia)

Josh met Aleksandra while on a Mormon mission in the Czech Republic. Josh is very soft and sweet, and Aleksandra is a former go-go dancer. As the season progresses, it doesn’t seem like Aleksandra even likes Josh. She also awkwardly brings up her past shenanigans to Josh’s friends and family every chance she gets. I am VERY skeptical of this union, but I am willing to give Aleksandra a little leeway… for now.

 

Kyle (New Orleans) and Noon (Thailand)

Kyle is a bartender in New Orleans, who lives in a bug infested apartment with his stoner roomie. Noon is prone to jealousy. This oughtta be good!

 

Mark (Baltimore) and Nikki (Philippines)

Mark and Nikki are definitely the season’s most controversial couple. Mark is 58 and Nikki is 19. Nikki also is from the exact same small town in the Philippines as Mark’s ex-wife. While they are an odd couple, Nikki seems to genuinely care for Mark, while Mark seems to be trying to find an exact replica of his ex. He even buys Nikki the same car he bought for the first wifey!

 

 

 

And.... we are back!

After a very long break, we are back! Stay tuned for updates!

Courtney Stodden: Does she want Doug Hutchison Back?

 

 

 

Unfortunately for Doug, no. Call us crazy, but we always rooted for Doug and Courtney to make it. Courtney recently gave an interview to MTV UK and stated that she and Doug "remain the best of friends."

Excuse us while we go weep into our (faux) fur pillow...

Wheel of Fortune Contestant Trent Girone Blows up Social Media

Trent: the Best Guest Ever on Wheel of Fortune

Incase you missed it, on todays episode of Wheel of Fortune was a very special young man named Trent. As soon as we find out more info about this awesome guy, we will let you know!

Tila Tequila is Pregnant... and Batty as Hell!

 

 

 

 

Social media whorlette Tila Tequila is pregnant! Tila took to her Facebook yesterday to make the announcement.

Surprise!! I’m 10 weeks pregnant! I just couldn’t hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way! May God bless my  bundle of joy on this Good Friday! Yayy! I’m gonna be a Mommy! I Love you sooooo much little baby!! ♥

 

 

She then posted a picture of her baby-daddy's daughter and continued to blather on like a middle-schooler texting her BFF:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Awwww look at my little baby girl! This is my baby’s big sister and she looks exactly like her Daddy who is also my baby’s Daddy! Duh! LOL Awww we are going to have such a lovely, beautiful, and loving family! This is so exciting! I mean it’s like… whoaaaa when did all of this happen, right? lol Not only am I going to be a first time Mommy but I’m already a stepmom to 2 kids! Yeeeehaw! Mama Tila is kicking some butt up in here! God has blessed me with an abundance of love that I had never known before in my entire life! *Sighs* ♥ Hurry up and be born already my little unborn baby!! loll PS- This little girl is super feisty like me also! She will tell you off in a second if she catches you talking trash about her baby mama, Me! She’s already told a few people off on my other page but I told her don’t mind the haters baby girl… they’re just jealous! DUHHH! ♥

Best of luck to everyone involved. Holy. Crap.



Justin Bieber's Dad outs Miley rendezvous

Justin and Selena Gomez seem to be on the mend... So why would his dad tweet about Justin meeting up with a major source of jealousy for Selena? And why is Justin meeting with Miley? All-around SHADY, fellas.